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Here is a collection of scripts transcribed by Thomas B. Alb, D.A.Brett, Ashley Bryant, Marcus Höting, Jan Nielsen, Duncan Taylor, B.Summers and D.Victor.
If there is a particular episode you would like transcribing, Contact Me and I'll see what I can do. However, be aware that transcribing an episode is time-consuming and so I can give no timescale as to when an script would become available. Also, if a transcript isn't listed here, then I don't currently have one for that particular episode.
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Season One
- Episode 001 [1.01] "Pilot"
- Episode 002 [1.02] "Mow Better Blues"
- Episode 003 [1.03] "Off Sides"
- Episode 004 [1.04] "Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof"
- Episode 005 [1.05] "Wild Kingdom"
- Episode 006 [1.06] "Adventures in Fine Dining"
- Episode 007 [1.07] "Nothing More Than Feelings"
- Episode 008 [1.08] "Flying Sauces"
- Episode 009 [1.09] "Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble"
- Episode 011 [1.11] "Look Who's Not Talking"
- Episode 012 [1.12] "Yule Better Watch Out"
11 scripts available for Season 1 episodes.
Season Two
- Episode 030 [2.06] "The Haunting of Taylor House"
- Episode 031 [2.07] "Roomie for Improvement"
- Episode 035 [2.11] "Abandoned Family"
- Episode 036 [2.12] "I'm Scheming of a White Christmas"
- Episode 038 [2.14] "Howard's End"
- Episode 039 [2.15] "Love is a Many Splintered Thing"
- Episode 040 [2.16] "Dances with Tools"
- Episode 041 [2.17] "You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts"
- Episode 042 [2.18] "Bye, Bye Birdie"
- Episode 047 [2.23] "To Build or Not to Build"
- Episode 049 [2.25] "The Great Race"
11 scripts available for Season 2 episodes.
Season Three
- Episode 066 [3.17] "Room for Change"
- Episode 067 [3.18] "The Eve of Construction"
- Episode 068 [3.19] "Too Many Cooks"
- Episode 069 [3.20] "It Was the Best of Tims, It Was the Worst of Tims"
- Episode 073 [3.24] "Reality Bytes"
- Episode 074 [3.25] "The Great Race II"
6 scripts available for Season 3 episodes.
Season Four
- Episode 075 [4.01] "Back in the Saddle Shoes Again"
- Episode 076 [4.02] "Don't Tell Momma"
- Episode 082 [4.08] "Quibbling Siblings"
- Episode 086 [4.12] "'Twas the Night Before Chaos"
- Episode 087 [4.13] "The Route of All Evil"
- Episode 089 [4.15] "Superbowl Fever"
- Episode 091 [4.17] "It's My Party"
- Episode 092 [4.18] "A House Divided"
- Episode 094 [4.20] "Talk to Me"
- Episode 099 [4.25] "A Marked Man"
10 scripts available for Season 4 episodes.
Season Five
- Episode 101 [5.01] "A Taylor Runs Through It"
- Episode 102 [5.02] "The First Temptation of Tim"
- Episode 103 [5.03] "Her Cheatin' Mind"
- Episode 104 [5.04] "Jill's Surprise Party"
- Episode 106 [5.06] "Let Them Eat Cake"
- Episode 108 [5.08] "Room Without a View"
- Episode 112 [5.12] "'Twas The Flight Before Christmas"
- Episode 114 [5.14] "High School Confidential"
- Episode 116 [5.16] "The Vasectomy One"
- Episode 117 [5.17] "Fear of Flying"
- Episode 121 [5.21] "Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights"
- Episode 122 [5.22] "The Longest Day"
12 scripts available for Season 5 episodes.
Season Six
- Episode 130 [6.04] "Burnin' Love"
- Episode 143 [6.17] "Wilson's World" Extract from Original Script
- Episode 145 [6.19] "Communication Breakdown"
- Episode 150 [6.24] "Taps"
3 scripts available for Season 6 episodes.
Season Seven
- Episode 152 [7.01] "Quest for Fire"
- Episode 154 [7.03] "Room at the Top"
- Episode 158 [7.07] "Jill's Passion"
- Episode 167 [7.16] "What a Drag"
- Episode 168 [7.17] "Taking Jill for Granite"
- Episode 171 [7.20] "The Write Stuff"
- Episode 173 [7.22] "Believe It or Not"
- Episode 174 [7.23] "Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges"
8 scripts available for Season 7 episodes.
Season Eight
- Episode 178 [8.02] "Adios"
- Episode 188 [8.12] "Ploys for Tots " Original Script
- Episode 201 [8.25] "The Long and Winding Road, Part I"
- Episode 202 [8.26] "The Long and Winding Road, Part II"
- Episode 203 [8.27] "The Long and Winding Road, Part III"
4 scripts available for Season 8 episodes.
